I just met a guy and find him really hot. He  has now confessed to me that he is bisexual and that he is in a relationship with a woman, who apparently doesn’t mind sharing him with another man. I agreed to meet this girl. Should I bring flowers or anything?

Vim, Berlin.

You have every right to be concerned. Choosing the correct gift is often very tricky indeed. How best do you give a present that conveys exactly what you are trying to say? Flowers are a classic gift for any woman, they always appreciate a fragrant bouquet. With it include an “I’m a slut with no morals who is fucking your boyfriend but being made to meet you for no apparent reason. Soon he will be all mine, all mine. Ha, ha, ha!” card. Simply delightful.

LIIB